Note from Alan Smith: The following piece came to me "author unknown." It is not humorous, but is designed to cause us to reflect. I hope you appreciate the change of pace.

Dying To Self

When you are forgotten, or neglected, or purposely set at naught, and you don't sting and hurt with the insult or the oversight, but your heart is happy, being counted worthy
to suffer for Christ,  
That is dying to self.

When your good is evil spoken of, when your wishes are crossed, your advice disregarded, your opinions ridiculed, and you refuse to let anger rise in your heart, or even defend yourself, but take in all in patient, loving silence,
That is dying to self.

When you lovingly and patiently bear any disorder, any irregularity, any unpunctuality, or any annoyance; when you stand face-to-face with waste, folly, extravagance, spiritual insensibility -- and endure it as Jesus endured,
That is dying to self.

When you are content with any food, any offering, any climate, any society, any raiment, any interruption by the will of God,
That is dying to self.

When you never care to refer to yourself in conversation,
or to record your own good works, or itch after commendations, when you can truly love to be unknown,
That is dying to self.

When you can see your brother prosper and have his needs met and can honestly rejoice with him in spirit and feel no envy, nor question God, while your own needs are far greater and in desperate circumstances,
That is dying to self.

When you can receive correction and reproof from one of less stature than yourself and can humbly submit inwardly as well as outwardly, finding no rebellion or resentment rising up within your heart,
That is dying to self.

"Then Jesus said to His disciples,
'If anyone desires to come after Me,
let him deny himself,
and take up his cross, and follow Me.
For whoever desires to save his life
will lose it, but whoever loses his life
for My sake will find it."
(Matthew 16:24-25)