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I
love the following "urban legend" which involves a question in a physics
degree exam: "Describe how to determine the height of a skyscraper with
a barometer."
One student replied: "Tie a long piece of string to the neck of the
barometer, then lower the barometer from the roof of the skyscraper to
the ground. The length of the string plus the length of the barometer
will equal the height of the building."
This highly original answer so incensed the examiner that the student
was failed immediately.
He appealed on the grounds that his answer was indisputably correct, and
the university appointed an independent arbiter to decide the case. The
arbiter judged that the answer was indeed correct, but did not display
any noticeable knowledge of physics.
To resolve the problem it was decided to call the student in and allow
him six minutes in which to provide a verbal answer which showed at
least a minimal familiarity with the basic principles of physics.
For five minutes the student sat in silence, forehead creased in
thought. The arbiter reminded him that time was running out, to which
the student replied that he had several extremely relevant answers, but
couldn't make up his mind which to use.
On being advised to hurry up the student replied as follows:
"Firstly, you could take the barometer up to the roof of the skyscraper,
drop it over the edge, and measure the time it takes to reach the
ground. The height of the building can then be worked out from the
formula H = 0.5g x t squared. But bad luck on the barometer.
"Or if the sun is shining you could measure the height of the barometer,
then set it on end and measure the length of its shadow. Then you
measure the length of the skyscraper's shadow, and thereafter it is a
simple matter of proportional arithmetic to work out the height of the
skyscraper.
"But if you wanted to be highly scientific about it, you could tie a
short piece of string to the barometer and swing it like a pendulum,
first at ground level and then on the roof of the skyscraper. The height
is worked out by the difference in the gravitational restoring force T =
2 pi sq root(l / g).
"Or if the skyscraper has an outside emergency staircase, it would be
easier to walk up it and mark off the height of the skyscraper in
barometer lengths, then add them up.
"If you merely wanted to be boring and orthodox about it, of course, you
could use the barometer to measure the air pressure on the roof of the
skyscraper and on the ground, and convert the difference in millibars
into feet to give the height of the building.
"But since we are constantly being exhorted to exercise independence of
mind and apply scientific methods, undoubtedly the best way would be to
knock on the janitor's door and say to him 'If you would like a nice new
barometer, I will give you this one if you tell me the height of this
building'."
It Just goes to show that there are lots of different ways to measure
the height of a building. But suppose you wanted to measure something a
little more abstract -- your Christianity, for example. How would you go
about doing that?
Some folks simply look around at everyone else and see how their lives
compare. "Well, I'm not as immoral as most of the people I know. I'm
certainly better than the hypocrites that go to church down there."
Paul said, though,
"For we dare not
class ourselves or compare
ourselves with those who commend themselves.
But they, measuring themselves by themselves,
and comparing themselves among themselves,
are not wise."
(2 Cor. 10:12)
They're not wise
because we have to measure ourselves using a higher standard. The
standard we must use is nothing less than the life of Jesus Christ.
"....till we all come to the
unity of the faith
and of the knowledge of the Son of God,
to a perfect man,
to the measure of the stature of the fullness of Christ."
(Eph. 4:11-13)
Using God's Word
as our guide,
we all see just how far we have yet to grow.
I encourage you to take measure of your life today as you strive to grow
in Christ.

In Jesus'
name, Amen.

 
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