1. Plan ahead. It
wasn't raining when Noah built
the ark.
2. Stay fit. When
you're 600 years old, Someone
might ask you
to do something REALLY big.
3. Don't listen to
critics - do what has to be done.
4. Build on high
ground.
5. For safety's sake,
travel in pairs.
6. Two heads are
better than one.
7. Speed isn't always
an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the
snails.
8. If you can't fight
or flee - float!
9. Take care of your
animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
10. Don't forget that
we're all in the same boat.
11. When the doo-doo
gets really deep, don't sit
there and
complain.......shovel!!!
12.
Stay
below deck during the storm.
13. Remember that the
ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by
professionals.
14. If you have to
start over, have a friend by your side.
15.
Remember
that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the
storm outside.
16. Don't miss the
boat.
17.
No
matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the
other side.


It's
an important lesson. Send it to a friend.
Have
a great day!
In
Jesus' name, Amen.



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